July 25, 2011

Top 10 Signs You Are Addicted To The Internet


  1. You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page.
  2. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
  3. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
  4. You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
  5. You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
  6. You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop.
  7. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
  8. All you daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8... ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3...
  9. And even your night dreams are in HTML. 
  10. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com.

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