July 23, 2011

Question and Answer




Poli' means 'many' in Latin and 'tics' mean 'bloodsucking creatures'.


How can you tell when a politician is lying? His lips are moving.


Why do politicians envy ventriloquists? Because they can lie without moving their lips.


What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth? A liar.


What do you call a democrat that sleeps around? A breeding-heart liberal.


If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of progress.


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